So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
That’s good service.
We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..
I’m in love with this gif. Everything about it. The rain drizzling. The candle flickering. The colors. I love it.
it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw
i live across the street from an abandoned school and the bells still work and they ring at midnight and at noon isn’t that weird
YOU GOTTA MOVE TO A NEW FUCKING HOUSE
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
hayden moss and kristen started the buzzer competition in BB12
hayden voss and christine started the buzzer competition in BB16
Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!
can Americans come too
Tumblr please notify me when most of my mutuals are online so I can post my selfie
the saddest scene of frozen
I feel really bad for laughing